New Zedland Quotes of the Day

Since we were spending so much time in the car, I started writing down various funny "quotes of the day" which often happened during our road trips (but not always).

What is a road trip without hilarious "you had to be there" quotes anyway, huh? :)

Here's the collection:

• "Good on ya mate" - Everyone (what every Kiwi seems to say when you leave or end a conversation)
  
• "There's prune juice in here! I am not even kidding guys!" - Eric (when seeing that the Waitomo cabin had prune juice in the fridge, which actually happened to be ours, that Jill put in there when we got in)
  
• "Stupid bitch" - Jon; "We will not road rage in New Zealand" - Eric, in response
  
• "It's just too big" - Eric (his reasoning for why he didn't think NZ was/is an island)
• "It's been awhile, but if I remember correctly, this tastes like balls" - Eric; "I just had balls like yesterday, and this does not taste like balls" - Jon (referring to a Kiwi drink they bought and tried out. Apparently "balls" is a type of sports drink that we have here in the States)
• "Man, he's got a small penis!" - Eric (seeing Logan's penis for the first time)
  

Notice all quotes were from the MEN of our travel party?

*sigh*