Loganisms

But I'm a good listener.

You are?

Yeah.

Did I tell you not to throw?

Yes.

Did you throw it?

Yeah.

Well, that's not being a good listener.

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With my parents this morning:

How many hands do you have?

Two.

How many feet do you have?

Two.

How many eyes do you have?

Two.

How many ears do you have?

Two.

How many noses do you have?

One!

How many fingers do you have?

A lot.