Have mercy on your soul....

The lady manning the exit door at Costco took one look at my cart and the two hyper boys hanging off of it and then at me. She said, Wow - you got all of this by yourself, with these two boys?

I said uh huh, and now all I want to do is get home and collapse.

She nodded with great understanding and waved me by, without even checking a single item on our receipt. ;-)